Some golf polos just have something about them. The ones that get noticed from across the fairway. The ones where a stranger walks over mid-round just to ask where you got it. The ones your mates spend the whole back nine commenting on.
At Unanimous Golf, we track what's popular — and a handful of designs consistently outsell the rest. Here are our five best-selling funny golf polo shirts, and what makes each one worth adding to your bag.
1. Going Bananas Golf Polo
The name says it all. Our Going Bananas golf polo is exactly the kind of shirt that stops a round in its tracks — in the best possible way. Bold banana print, bright colours, and the kind of energy that says "I'm here to have fun and I don't care about my handicap."
It's available in men's, women's, and women's sleeveless cuts, making it one of our most versatile designs. The Going Bananas polo works just as well at a casual twilight round as it does at a themed event or a golf day fundraiser.
If you're buying a gift for a golfer with a good sense of humour, this is the one. It's a guaranteed conversation starter from the first tee to the 19th hole.
2. Beer Brewmaster Golf Polo
Golf and beer. Two things that were always meant to go together. Our Beer Brewmaster golf polo leans hard into that relationship with a design built for the golfer who takes their post-round refreshment as seriously as their swing.
This is one of our consistently top-selling men's golf polo shirts, and it's not hard to see why. It walks the line between novelty and wearable — detailed enough to get noticed, but not so loud you'd feel out of place at a proper club round.
Buy it for yourself, or save it as a gift for the guy in your group who's always first to the bar at the halfway hut.
3. Burrito Golf Polo
The Burrito golf polo has become one of our most talked-about designs — and honestly, we're not entirely sure why it works so well on a golf course. But it does. Maybe it's because nothing cuts through a frustrating round of golf quite like a quality burrito reference.
Available in men's, women's, and sleeveless cuts, the Burrito polo has found a cult following among golfers who want something completely original. It's also become a go-to choice for golf day themes, bucks parties, and group events where you want everyone in something memorable.
If your golf group needs a theme shirt that isn't another plain corporate polo, this is it.
4. Paint Splatter Golf Polos
Not every best seller needs to be a joke. Our paint splatter golf polo range sells on pure visual impact. Bold colour combinations, an abstract design that works at any distance, and enough variety to suit every taste.
The range includes:
- Aqua Orange — bright, summery, and constantly restocked
- Old Glory — a patriotic colourway with a paint-splattered twist
- Crimson — for golfers who want something a little more dramatic
- Neon — maximum visibility, minimum subtlety
- Salmon Black — more understated, but still unmistakably Unanimous Golf
Each colourway is available across men's, women's fitted, and women's sleeveless cuts. If you're after a design that looks like nothing else on the course but doesn't lean on a specific joke, the paint splatter range is the right pick.
5. Old Glory Paint Splatter Golf Polo
A standout from the paint splatter family, the Old Glory colourway deserves its own mention. Red, white, and blue — but make it abstract. This one sells particularly well in the lead-up to the Ryder Cup, US Open, and around the Fourth of July, when American golfers want something patriotic without going full novelty.
It's also the most searched-for design in our paint splatter range on a week-by-week basis, so we're giving it its own spot on this list.
Why These Designs Keep Selling
Here's what all five of these polos have in common:
- They're instantly recognisable from a distance
- They start conversations without you having to say a word
- They're still proper golf polos — collared, moisture-wicking, and course-legal
- They work as gifts, which means they sell year-round
At Unanimous Golf, we believe the best round of golf is one where you feel like yourself. And sometimes that means wearing a shirt covered in burritos. No judgement.
Shop Our Best Sellers
All five of these designs — and over 80 more — are available now at unanimousgolf.com.
Free shipping to the US and UK on all golf polo orders. Flat-rate international shipping worldwide.
Not sure which one to pick? The Going Bananas and Beer Brewmaster are our most gifted designs — you can't go wrong with either.